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“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.”
“People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.”
“Happiness is a warm puppy.”
“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.”
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.”
“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”
“I've got nothing to do today but smile.”
“No medicine cures what happiness cannot.”
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”
“Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.”
“Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness.”
“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
“HAPPINESS [is] ONLY REAL WHEN SHARED”
“You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes".”
“I'd far rather be happy than right any day.”
